Ladies and gentleman welcome to tonight’s main event! Tonight’s boxing bout will feature a mixed class match. We have a lightweight contending for the heavyweight championship, which will not be an easy feat considering all the previous wins in years past.

In the blue corner we have the Consumers, and in the red corner we have the Banks. Both sides are primed for a blockbuster collision that will be sure to add to the flame to the continuous political debates as this election season heats up. In the balance hangs the future of our credit markets—folks, these are incredibly high stakes.